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Showing posts with label Chivas USA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chivas USA. Show all posts

Sunday, 31 March 2013

Big Ridge Is A Big Deal


The Whitecaps match away to Chivas has concluded. I am hoarse and disappointed from the result, but far from heartbroken. Our boys in blue and white were done in by an awful curveball of an own goal, but otherwise showed tremendous promise as a gutsy attack-minded team that has allllllmost got their shit together. We're not quite there, but we're on the verge. Patience.

One thing you will not have to wait long for is a freshly poured beverage of your choosing at Big Ridge Brewing Company, the Southsiders' new "South of the Fraser" pub partner. Sweet mercy, our server worked the room like Kekuta Manneh on rocket fuel, and I don't think my glass sat empty longer than a minute without an offer to top it up. Well done, Sara C. Those efforts were nothing short of heroic.

I had been to Big Ridge a few times in the past, but tonight was my first excursion there to join my fellow Southsiders for an away game viewing. It's located at the corner of 152 Street and Highway 10 (56 Avenue). If you come to Surrey by SkyTrain, they even have a shuttle that will be dispatched to pick you up at King George Station, and it will take you back there once the evening's tomfoolery and shenanigans have come to an end (call ahead to make arrangements).

The pub side of the venue was decked out in scarves hung with care from the light fixtures, and the bar staff were wearing the Southsiders "Never Mind The Bollocks" and Subbuteo shirts. Over on the restaurant side, Southsiders and other Whitecaps fans took up a good number of tables while watching the match on the big screens.

It goes without saying that there were more people watching the game at Big Ridge than the Home Depot Center.

This is the view from near the entrance to the pub side. There's quite a few more tables just out of the frame, but all were filled with cheery, optimistic Whitecaps fans. Full marks to the pub for giving us priority during a simultaneous broadcast of a Canucks game - it was the Caps game you heard on the overhead sound, while the Canucks skated silently through their latest embarassment in Edmonton. 



Much credit has to be given to Rob Wheeler, a Southsider who recognized there was a real need for a soccer-friendly suburban venue to complement the group's existing partnership with Doolin's Irish Pub in downtown Vancouver. Through word of mouth and social media he has grown small gatherings of Caps fans  into worthwhile community events that really bring supporters together. As word spreads, these viewing parties are only going to get better, so be sure to give Big Ridge a try.

It doesn't hurt that the food is fantastic, either. Today I tried the beer battered garlic fries, and let me tell you, the name does not do those things justice. Forget every preconceived notion you have about fries served at a pub. These were crispy on the outside, fluffy on the inside, well seasoned with garlic, shallots, jalapeno and... dear mother of god... is that a hint of cinnamon and sugar?  These are almost a hybrid of proper British chips and, if you can believe it, Those Little Donuts from the PNE. Put them in your face hole immediately! You will thank me later, and when you do, I sincerely hope your gratitude will be shown in the form of purchasing more of these delicious garlic fries and shoveling them into my gaping maw.

So here was the damage tonight... not bad at all. It only shows two free pop refills on there, but I'm damn sure I hit double digits.


It's always great to see our membership perks materializing outside of BC Place. Don't ever lose sight of the fact that supporters who work together can become a highly desirable and influential demographic with a little bit of effort. What I'm talking about goes beyond soccer. There is real strength in numbers and unity, and businesses in the Lower Mainland are starting to recognize what groups like the Southsiders bring to the table.

Big Ridge Brewing Company: thanks for letting us bring the party to your doorstep.You've been great hosts so far and we're looking forward many more matchdays under your excellent hospitality.

Cheers,

@johnniemonster






Friday, 29 March 2013

Presidents Of The USA - "Chivas"

What a disaster Chivas USA has been. On the pitch, off the pitch. If ever there was a failed experiment in  shameless pandering to multicultural communities, it was this. Or the BC government #QuickWins scandal. But definitely this.

You may be interested to know that I have acquired a transcript from a 2004 board meeting at MLS headquarters that reveals exactly how this abomination of a marketing disaster came to fruition.

Have a read, and enjoy the absurdity. There's a nifty little chant further below for use at the next Whitecaps away viewing party.
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Don Garber: Well fellas, I've just got word that the supporters in the Pacific Northwest have created a trophy to celebrate their regional derby. As such, I'm devoting a vast majority of the league's resources to stealing it from them helping supporters protect their brand from devious third party interests who might seek to tarnish their silverware through vulgar corporate sponsorships. Our efforts will be a stealth operation, completely under the radar, and entirely unknown to the supporters we are fucking over valiantly defending. Our efforts are supported by important strategic partnerships with Blockbuster Video and several sub-prime mortgage lenders to ensure financial stability in the decades to come. Great idea, right? Well that's the kind of long-term thinking I want to see from you guys. So keeping that in mind, who has some ideas for expanding the league?

Suit #1: Maybe we should look to the Pacific Northwest then? There's great history there that goes back to the 1970s, and the clubs are well supported.

Don Garber: No, I think that's a bit premature. I think we need to spend a few years scheming to steal their cup observing their operations from afar before making any hasty decisions that could reflect poorly on the league.The last thing we want is to earn a bush league reputation when we're presently on par with the English Premiership in terms of international prestige.

Suit #2: Wait a second... you know who likes soccer? MEXICANS!

Suit #1: You're right, but... America is a country of 300 million people. How on earth are we going to sift through them all to find the Mexicans? 

Don Garber: I hear the state of Arizona is also sifting though their population looking for Mexicans. Now why would they do such a.... OMFG! Are they starting their own league?

Suit #2: No! I have this all figured out! We go to LOS ANGELES! There are Mexicans in Los Angeles, and  Major League Soccer will pander to reward this very important soccer-loving demographic!

Don Garber: But Los Angeles already has a team...

Suit #2: But they don't have a MEXICAN team for all the Mexicans!

Suit #1: He's right! This is a formula for success! Let's launch an expansion team in our FLAGSHIP MARKET and reap the rewards! After all, who wants to settle for one cookie when you can have two!

Suit #1: By cookie I think you mean "enchilada," don't you?

Uproarious laughter echoes into the night. Finally, an awkward silence settles in. Don Garber has a solemn look on his face. He's had a realization. He knows what needs to be done.

Suit #1: What is it Don?

Don Garber: There are two things we need to do to ensure this expansion effort makes good financial sense. First, we are not going to forge ahead with some new team of comprised of random Mexican players... oh, no. We are going to clone an EXISTING team from Mexico... one that already has a dedicated and committed fan base... and we are going to bring them to Major League Soccer. 

Suit #2: I have every confidence that there is virtually noooo-oo-oo chance that this will alienate Los Angeles supporters of other Mexican clubs and polarize them against us. I am certain of this. Now what else, Dear Leader, what must be done?

Garber leans back in his seat and puts his feet up on the table. He lights a smoke and scratches his junk. 

Don Garber:  Our team of "MexiClones?" Yeah, they're gonna play in the SAME STADIUM as our flagship franchise. It's foolproof. I hope you boys enjoy counting money!

Fast forward to 2013 and imagine the crickets chirping:



Ouch.....

Which brings us to the chant du jour. It's a fun and silly tune that you'll recall from a bygone era when Seattle was slightly more tolerable than it is now, thanks largely to its music scene. 

To the tune of "Peaches" - Presidents Of The United States Of America:

Movin' to the country, gonna beat a lot of Chivas
Movin' to the country, gonna beat a lot of Chivas
Movin' to the country, gonna beat a lot of Chivas
Movin' to the country, gonna beat a lot of Chivas

Chivas where are your fans?
What's with all those empty stands?
Oh Chivas it's a shaaaa-aaa-aaame
If I had my little way
I'd play Chivas every day
Oh Chivas it's a shaaaa-aaa-aaame


Cheers,

@johnniemonster